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Oh dear. Gramps looks mad.
“You young whipper-snappers and your standardized QWERTY keyboards! In my day, the manufacturer just stuck the keys wherever, and we were happy. None of this ‘home row’ nonsense, hunt-and-peck was the only way to go! Hey! I see you inching away from me! Get back here!”
you forgot about azerty, shame on you
That’s not a typewriter, that’s a stenotype. Totally different machine.
All I’m thinking is, “Hulk smash!”
I seem to remember typewriters having platens, too. Must be a Russian model… XD
Actually, I think that is the machine a court reporter uses. A Stenograph? Because they have to type so quickly it has very few keys, and it’s made for using shorthand.
And get off my lawn!!
That has two “W”s… If they are going to have 10 buttons, shouldn’t they all be different?
there are 2 e keys too
HOLY JESUS, it’s Ratchet’s mom!
and why are there two “w”-keys?
It’s an optical illusion as well.
At first glance, you see one old man looking at you.
At second glance, you see two old men arguing at each other.
I’m happy that I’m not the only one to have noticed that
At third glance, it’s the cover for ‘The Division Bell’. 😉
Pink Floyd score!
Never has a typewriter scared me as this one did today.
Doubled double u’s?
You push them both down at the same time to make a quadruple-U.
Like this? UUUU
To sum it up: this is not a typewriter. It might be artwork, but its resemblance to a human face is intentional. More intentional than simply opening a zipper in a bag to make it look like a smile. It is, in fact, contrived.
It’s still a stenotype machine.
Still doesn’t change the fact that it is an angry Stenotype. It’s got a personality, which is more than I can say for you. ;D
It is. It’s from an artist named Jeremy Meyer who does “typewriter sculptures”. Some of his work (including the above image) can be found here: http://jeremymayer.com/Artist.asp?ArtistID=18688&Akey=23SVCF6T
its nicely reminiscent of division bell
“I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!”
I swear to god it reminds me to something I saw in terminator salvation!
That’s not a typewriter. That’s a stenograph, morons. What, are all those breast shots they post on Very Demotivational sapping your intellegence? Must be.
Yeah, type writers don’t look like that. But, it does look like it’s saying, “HUNGRY!”
Gosh, old people get so mad so easily
Looks like a transformer ;o
it looks like the album cover The Division Bell from Pink Floyd
Lol, It is an optical illusion aswell! Either it are two faces from side with noses, or one face with two eyes.
This gotta be the typewriter Sheogorath is using^^
Scary. Very scary.
That’s definitely not a typewriter. There are 20 keys in that thing, and since it has 2 Ws and 2 Es, you’re definitely gonna be missing some letters LOL Plus, there’s no SPACEBAR! OMG 😉
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