English Breakfast! You’re up early!
I know… I know this looks bad. But Darjeeling and I were just getting to know each other, just chatting casually over a cup of tea. That’s not a crime is it? I just want to broaden my social circle, expand my horizons…
Listen, EB. I love you. But you need to let me live my own life. Plus, Darjeeling smells waaaaay better than you. So you need to fix that, if we’re going to make this work.