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You know, when all little Tommy could do was cry, this was an okay job. I mean sure, it was loud and obnoxious, but he was just trying to express himself, and we’ve all been there. But then he learned to talk, and since then, my life has been a living hell. All I’m trying to do is keep him strapped in tight while Mama makes a trip to the Supermarket, but he just keeps screaming “COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE,” and I don’t know how much more of it I can take.
If he doesn’t watch himself, his seatbelt might “accidentally” become a muzzle. Just sayin’.