Submitted by: Fabel
Oh, you’re going door-to-door distributing your first ever “indie zine?” That’s cute.
Listen kid, don’t take this the wrong way, but I just ain’t interested in the schlock you’re peddling. The September issue of Vogue doesn’t even excite me anymore, so frankly you are just not worth even a second of my time.
Save yourself an issue, kid, and just move on to the next house. Go. NOW.