Submitted by: Unknown
Jeez, Greg. Relax. There’s no trick here. We’re just doing business. You give me that crisp, delicious, unmarked dollar, and I’ll give you a crunchy, chocolate-y Kit Kat. That’s a fair trade, right? We can agree on that.
… now, you give me the money first. And THEN you’ll get the noms. I promise. Would I lie to you?
(Yeah, I probably would.)