Paper Towel Totem Prophesies Your Hand-Drying

Objects With Faces-Paper Towel Totem

With our magical fate-gazing powers, we can predict the actions of those who use our sacred washroom. And we foresee you being stricken shortly with a need to dry your hands after relieving yourself.

WAIT OH GOD WHY AREN’T YOU WASHING YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP YOU HUMANS ARE FILTHY AAAAAAAH–

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Chezneypie

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2 Responses to Paper Towel Totem Prophesies Your Hand-Drying

  1. Thalia says:

    When exiting a public restroom, I don’t ever let the door handle touch my bare hand. My hands are clean, and I can’t be sure that’s true of whoever touched the door handle before me.

  2. Gel Pen : says:

    our door handles broke easily that is why we are now using tempered steel or tempered bronze*.:

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