Why oh why must you torment me so??? Most people are content to just press play, and let the music fade comfortably into the background as they go about their daily lives. But no. You, Mr. ADD, feel the need to fiddle with my knobs EVERY THIRTY SECONDS. I can’t even get through the introduction of “Empire State of Mind” or “Runaway” before you click shuffle! Can you please just chill out and give me a break for a solid three minutes?
That’s all I am asking. Please… please spare me your fidgeting just this once.