Happy Fry Bag Will Clog Your Arteries Happily

Objects With Faces-Happy Fry Bag Will Clog Your Arteries Happily

The original slogan for this particular fast-food chain was “Enough cholesterol to kill a baby hippopotamus in every bag!,” but for some reason unbeknownst to everyone, their marketing department didn’t think that was going to do much to move product.

So now they just encourage all the packages to smile when they fly off the shelf. Which is great, I suppose, but I think it lacks the ring of the original pitch.

Submitted by:

ChuckNorris9

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3 Responses to Happy Fry Bag Will Clog Your Arteries Happily

  1. Potato says:

    More like Creepy Serial Killer Bag. Seriously, look at those teeth. LOOK AT THEM!

  2. CheezburgerFanatic says:

    Demon bag will steal your soul with happiness and cheezburgers.

  3. DrProzzak says:

    herpa derp derp

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