I never thought I’d have to stoop to the “Myspace Mirror Shot”-esque world of kitschy profile pictures, but seriously, it’s like totally impossible to find a date online nowadays! People don’t even read your self-summary essays anymore, and when they do, they think you’re just some hipster who’s faking it.
Like this lady hydrant the other day who I was chatting with, she was all “Oh yeah, I’ve read Infinite Jest. I really liked the part where the author talked about infinity.”
So yeah… I’ve sunk to their level, and while I feel bad about it, I don’t think I have a choice. My pipes are really, really backed up right now… if you know what I mean.
Submitted by: funbun