NO NO NO. The weather forecast for today most definitely said it would be “cloudy with a chance of rain,” which does not translate to “bright like a July day in Death Valley” in my book. If I’d have known it was going to be blindingly sunny and unbearable hot, I would have stopped off at the convenience store on my way to work for some sunblock and Gatorade.
God, I really have a bone to pick with those hacks they’re calling “meteorologists” nowadays. They can expect several angry letters from me… as soon as my hands stop peeling from my sunburn enough for me to write again.
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