Sad Box Doesn’t Want You to Steal His Leftovers

objects with faces-Sad Box Doesn't Want You to Steal His Leftovers

Please… please… PLEASE don’t steal my leftovers! I know you technically paid for this meal, but I haven’t had a bite to eat since I left the styrofoam factory… and that was SIX months ago.

Lord, if only I was biodegradable. Then at least time would have put me out of my misery by now. But instead I get to starve indefinitely, until some merciful soul of a garbage man crushes me into a heap before carting me to the dump. And who knows when that day will even come!?

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5 Responses to Sad Box Doesn’t Want You to Steal His Leftovers

  1. Jessie says:

    What kind of idiot puts styrofoam in the microwave?

  2. Blarney says:

    Well…you two beat me to it…

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