Condescending Card Reader Scoffs at Your Balance

Objects With Faces-Condescending Card Reader Scoffs at Your Balance

$1.27!? That’s your current net worth!? Are you freaking kidding me?

Oh, and let me guess. You’re going to pull a Big Lebowski and pay for a quart of half-and-half with your debit card, right? Well, the joke’s on you sucker… I’m gonna stick you with a 50-cent surcharge that will leave you with eight cents to your name. How do you feel about that!?

Submitted by:

Whyatt

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One Response to Condescending Card Reader Scoffs at Your Balance

  1. Timmeh says:

    It isn’t as funny when you draw part of the face on… especially since they’re apparently two different colors.

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