What’s wrong with me this time, doctor? Do I have the ebola virus? I think I have the ebola virus! Am I going to die?
… wait, what do you mean “it’s all in my head?” I’m not buying that! I think you’re just afraid to search for the root cause of my constant illness. Do you know something I don’t know? Oh god. DO I HAVE CANCER? OR SARS? Why won’t you tell me the truth!?