No, really, please keep talking! I’m just… everything you say is so interesting! Like, who else would ever take the time to actually think about things like the health hazards of acid rain on falcons that fly through low-hanging clouds? And I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone else who has written a dissertation on the Nietzschean aesthetics of Full House. Your head is just full of amazing and outlandish ideas, and I can’t get enough of them!!
Submitted by: Jay Mac