Yeah, that’s right Mr. Train… come to daddy! I promise I’m not going to hurt you. I’m just going to nom all of your coal. Which, okay, that probably hurts you, seeing as you need it to keep riding the rails… but seriously, it’s your own fault. Tunnels demand patronage, and frankly the rest of your cargo is just utterly unappealing. All I want is your delicious carbon-based sustenance! And you will give it to me whether you want to or not!