Pinocchio Hook is Being Totally Honest With You Right Now…

objects with faces-Pinocchio Hook is Being Totally Honest With You Right Now...

Of course I’m being honest with you, Martha! I would NEVER lie to you! Those jeans are totally… flattering… yeah, that’s the word! They really accentuate your figure! And bring out the color of your eyes! And…

oh crap. My nose is growing, isn’t it? Okay, yeah, I’m lying. Those jeans make you look like a beached whale. Helpless and humungous. Sorry I fibbed, but… really, it was for your own good.

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kaffeina

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3 Responses to Pinocchio Hook is Being Totally Honest With You Right Now…

  1. When your wife asks “Does this outfit make me look fat?”, always tell her she looks good in anything. If you say “Yes” she will cry and hate you (and possible cause harm to you). If you say “No”, she will scream “LIAR!!” and hate you and cry. It’s a no win question.

  2. nighthawk_rocknose says:

    amen dude

  3. Jason says:

    The more lies the bigger the jeans I can hold 🙂

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