OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY IT’S BREAKFAST TIME! IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY AND THE MOST DELICIOUS AND I’M SO EXCITED YOU MADE PANCAKES THAT YOU’RE GOING TO DROWN IN DELICIOUS DELICIOUS MAPLE–
wait a second. Is that… is that the Safeway brand knockoff maple syrup? You’re going to coat me in THAT??? I can’t… I can’t even believe this is happening. You can’t be serious.
Oh god, you’re serious. Ugh, fine. Enjoy your awful, KY Jelly-esque accoutrement, you freakin’ cheapskate.
Submitted by: Andrew J B