JULIEN! I NEED YOU OUT HERE ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Okay, you’re here. Great. So here’s the sitch; some moron of a four year old slipped on a puddle of Mr. Pibb, and now he’s writhing around on the floor screaming for his “mama.” If people here him complaining, we’re totally going to lose good business today! So I need you to grab some duct tape and, you know… repair the damages. I trust you understand what I’m implying. Also, while you’re up and about, would you mind refilling my stock of 7-Up? I’m parched, and presently we’re totally out!
Submitted by: AngryCockroach