I mean, when they first stationed me here, I was pretty okay with everything. The view at this intersection is just amazing! And the weather is mild, and really from a professional perspective it’s probably the best job I’ve ever had.
… but I’ve been here for MONTHS, and I can’t feel my fingers because my circulation is so bad at this angle, and I think my legs are starting to atrophy. Maybe you could turn me right side up for like two minutes a day? I think if I could get you to do that, everything would be great again… Pretty please?
Submitted by: Benjamin