Well, what were you expecting me to look like? A kind old man with an awesome fur coat and a cane? Books and movies are full of lies, children! We deities need to keep things on the DL, if you know what I mean. That’s why we manifest ourselves in more subtle ways, like I’m doing at present. I mean, hell, the last guy I visited had the same reaction when I took the shape of a snowman! And that’s not that strange, is it?