You really, really, REALLY suck right now. My human decides to keep me locked in the garage the entire summer, because it’s “lovely enough outside to BIKE to work every day,” and then the second it gets cold enough for her to need to drive me, you decide that it absolutely needs to snow. Is this your idea of a joke? Do you think you’re funny? You’re ruining my life! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Extremely displeased Mini Cooper